Everything You Ever Wanted To Hear

...And more that you didn't.

July 31st, 2009

See this picture? Click on it or here to vote for it, because it's amazing. It only takes like two seconds. C'mon, you know you agree with me.


July 21st, 2009

Best Blog by an LA Teen
-2009-

 ...Hee. My blog is loved. Even if it's only because I can put a functioning sentence together on the internet, which is apparently some grand accomplishment for a teenager. Also, I don't document all of my adventures with cocaine and heroine and hookers, so that might've worked in my favor. 

Okay, but really, this is beyond cool. Recognized by Los Angeles Magazine? Possibly the sickest thing that's ever happened to me.

July 19th, 2009

Now linking and occasionally cross-posting some of the more ridiculous waitressing tales to Even Idiots Order Pizza, a ferocious romp though everything someone working in the food service business could possibly learn to hate about humanity.

Click the link.

You know you want to.

July 14th, 2009

As of today, I will be cross-posting most of my review articles onto the illustrious and far-less-janktastic POWSO.com website.

Oh yes, I'm moving up in the world.

Or something.